ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)
ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)
ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
- pretend boyfriends that turn into real boyfriends
- enemies being forced to work together and becoming boyfriends
- friends being mistaken for boyfriends and realizing they should be boyfriends
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms